Drunken Frijoles and Southern Vegetarian Collard Greens

Savoring Southern Comfort: My Wholesome Vegetarian Beans and Greens Recipe

Life took on a vibrant, celebratory hum last week as we marked a significant milestone: my little munchkin, Gina, turned five! The house buzzed with party preparations, laughter, and the joyous chaos that comes with celebrating such a special occasion. Amidst the usual routines, we also embraced some delightful, unexpected festivities, including the exciting All-Star Games in Orlando. Our family calendar was delightfully packed with fun, creating cherished memories that will last a lifetime. These busy, happy times, filled with love and warmth, often lead me back to the comfort of home-cooked meals, a theme that beautifully intertwines with today’s culinary journey: a healthier, modern take on a beloved Southern classic.

It feels like just yesterday I was embarking on this blogging adventure, and my sweet Gina was a mere one year old. Now, a full five years have flown by in what feels like the blink of an eye. Each time one of my children celebrates a birthday, it serves as a powerful, heartwarming reminder of how incredibly fast they are growing up, transforming from tiny toddlers into vibrant, independent little people. This rapid passage of time makes me cherish every moment, every shared meal, and every family tradition we create. It also prompts me to reflect on how my own tastes and cooking philosophy have evolved over the years, leading me to explore new ways to prepare classic comfort foods, just like the recipe I’m excited to share today.

A Culinary Journey: Discovering Southern Flavors

For several weeks now, my commitment to fresh, seasonal eating through my CSA membership has been richly rewarded with an incredible variety of vibrant greens. A few weeks ago, I received two absolutely gorgeous bunches of collard greens – their deep emerald color and robust leaves promised a hearty, flavorful dish. Collard greens, while a staple in many Southern kitchens, weren’t a regular feature in my childhood home. Although I technically grew up in the geographical “South,” our family’s culinary traditions leaned more towards other influences, meaning true Southern cooking was somewhat new to me.

My real introduction to the rich, distinctive flavors of Southern cuisine came much later, when I was eighteen and took a job waiting tables at a local Cracker Barrel. This experience was a revelation, opening my eyes to an entirely different style of cooking – one characterized by generous gravies, fluffy biscuits, savory country ham, and, of course, the iconic pairing of beans and greens. It was there that I first sampled the delights of sweet potato pie, savored my first country fried steak, and indulged in the comforting warmth of a hashbrown casserole. The menu was a treasure trove of hearty, soul-satisfying dishes. I distinctly remember one afternoon, a kind, elderly gentleman ordering something called “Beans ‘n Greens” – and for some reason, that specific order stuck with me. It was my inaugural time serving the dish, and if I’m being completely honest, my initial impression wasn’t exactly one of awe. The rich, often heavy preparation, while traditional, didn’t immediately capture my palate, though I recognized its comforting appeal to many.

Reimagining a Classic: My Healthy Beans and Greens

Fast forward nearly two decades, and here I am, not just eating, but blogging about “Beans ‘n Greens” – albeit my very own rendition. This isn’t just any version; it’s a cleaner, healthier, and, in my humble opinion, truly delicious interpretation of this Southern staple. While I deeply respect the culinary heritage that incorporates smoked meats like bacon and ham for their unparalleled depth of flavor, I’ve chosen to keep my Southern Beans and Greens entirely meat-free. I understand this might be considered “blasphemous” by some traditionalists, perhaps even “not very Southern at all,” as I playfully concede. 😉 However, my goal was to create a dish that captured the essence of comfort and heartiness while embracing fresh, wholesome ingredients, making it accessible and enjoyable for everyone, including those who prefer a plant-based diet. This approach allows the natural flavors of the beans and greens to shine, offering a vibrant, nutrient-packed meal that still delivers that comforting Southern warmth without the heavy additions.

The Heart of the Dish: Drunken Pinto Beans (Frijoles Borrachos)

For the foundation of this dish, I turned to a truly inspired recipe: Frijoles Borrachos, affectionately known as Drunken Beans. I discovered this fantastic recipe from Nava Atlas on VegKitchen, and it proved to be an absolute game-changer. The concept of simmering pinto beans in beer might sound unconventional to some, but it imparts an incredible depth and complexity of flavor that elevates humble beans into something truly special. For my batch, the beer that got my beans delightfully “drunk” was Magic Hat #9, a delightful amber ale, but any medium or dark beer would work beautifully, lending its malty notes to the beans. The slow cooking allows the beans to absorb the rich liquid, becoming tender, creamy, and infused with an earthy, slightly sweet, and utterly addictive taste. These aren’t just a side dish; they are the star, providing a robust and satisfying base that is both comforting and incredibly flavorful, making them perfect for soaking up with cornbread or serving alongside your favorite greens.

Preparing the Star: Fresh Collard Greens

Now, for the greens, a little dedication is definitely required, but the payoff is immense. The journey from farm to fork, especially with fresh collards, involves a crucial step: meticulous cleaning. If you’re sourcing your collard greens directly from a farmer’s market or a CSA, you’ll find they often come with a bit of grit and soil. Therefore, a thorough washing, often involving several rinses, is absolutely essential. I recommend filling a large basin or your sink with cool water, submerging the collards, and swishing them around to loosen any dirt. You might need to drain and repeat this process two or three times until the water runs clear. After cleaning, comes the chopping – removing the tough central stems and then slicing the beautiful, leafy greens into manageable ribbons. This preparation ensures that every bite is clean, tender, and free from any unwanted crunch, allowing their unique, slightly bitter, and earthy flavor to truly shine through.

Once cleaned and chopped, the collard greens are ready for their transformation. The cooking process is relatively straightforward but relies on gentle simmering to achieve that perfect tender-crisp texture. While the original recipe from Food Network’s Sunny Anderson, which I followed, called for certain ingredients, I made a slight modification by omitting the tomatoes this time around. However, I’m already envisioning how good they would be in the next batch, adding another layer of acidity and sweetness that would beautifully complement the greens. The key is to slow-cook the greens with aromatic ingredients until they are beautifully wilted and tender, yet still retain a bit of their integrity. The resulting “pot liquor” — the flavorful broth created during cooking — is liquid gold, meant to be savored. For those who enjoy a little extra zest, a generous splash of that classic pepper vinegar or a dash of Tabasco hot sauce adds a delightful kick, perfectly complementing the earthy notes of the collards and enhancing the overall experience. You can find the detailed recipe for the greens here.

The Perfect Accompaniment: Classic Cornbread

And what, you might ask, is the indispensable companion to a hearty bowl of Beans ‘n Greens? Without a doubt, it’s cornbread. The crumbly, slightly sweet, and wonderfully absorbent texture of cornbread is not just a side dish; it’s an integral part of the Southern experience. It’s perfect for soaking up the flavorful “pot liquor” from the greens and scooping up the rich beans, ensuring that not a single drop of deliciousness goes to waste. The contrast between the savory beans and greens and the warm, slightly sweet cornbread creates a symphony of flavors and textures that is utterly satisfying. While I often enjoy baking my own, sometimes life’s joyful chaos calls for a little shortcut, and this time, I happily “cheated” by bringing home a fantastic loaf from my local deli’s bakery. The warm, golden squares, whether homemade or store-bought, complete the meal, adding a comforting heartiness that ties all the flavors together beautifully. It’s the kind of meal that wraps you in a warm hug, reminiscent of simpler times and cherished family gatherings, making it an essential component of this truly wholesome dish.

Cherished Moments and Delicious Memories

This entire week, filled with celebrations and wholesome cooking, served as a beautiful reminder of the interconnectedness of food, family, and fleeting moments. Sharing delicious, nourishing meals with loved ones is truly one of life’s greatest pleasures, grounding us amidst the hustle and bustle. And because I simply cannot resist sharing more joy, here’s one more delightful grin from our birthday girl, Gina, whose radiant happiness truly capped off a wonderful week. Her infectious smile is a testament to the simple joys that make life so rich and meaningful, much like the comfort found in a bowl of homemade Southern Beans and Greens – a dish that nourishes both body and soul. It’s these moments, both grand and small, that weave the fabric of our lives.

Hope you have a great week filled with delicious food, cherished moments, and smiles as bright as hers!